Fuck Off Bottle Opener
Make a bold statement with this humorous "Fuck Off" Stick Guy engraved wallet beer opener. Featuring a stick figure "fucking" the word "OFF," this stainless steel bottle opener is both functional and cheeky, perfect for those who appreciate a bit of humor with their barware.
Crafted from high-quality stainless steel, this sleek, wallet-sized beer opener easily fits in your wallet, making it convenient for on-the-go use. Whether you're opening a bottle at home or out with friends, this opener adds a touch of attitude to any occasion.
Features:
Material: High-quality stainless steel
Engraving: Stick figure "fucking" the word "OFF"
Design: Sleek and durable, perfect for everyday use
Size: Wallet-sized for easy portability
Function: Easily opens any standard bottle cap
If you're looking for a fun, edgy accessory that gets the point across, this "Fuck Off" Stick Guy beer opener is the perfect choice
We craft our Captive™️ Lock ensuring transparency in the materials used. Additionally, we create the accessories that complement these locks, maintaining control over the entire production process.
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Captive™ Lock- *Stainless Steel *Keys *24/7 Wear
This is our best lock, expertly crafted by us to be durable, stylish, and user-friendly. It securely fastens and releases with a key.
Captive™ Forever Locks- *Sterling Silver *24/7 Wear
This lock is a single-use item. Once locked, it cannot be removed without cutting it. We include two locks for your convenience. Perfect for those who want to keep their jewelry secure and prefer a lightweight option. Only comes in silver.
Hex Lock- *Silver Plated Brass and Stainless Steel - Medium strength lock fastens with a key, two keys included. Plating may diminish, revealing the brass underneath. Those with sensitive skin may find this irritating; we highly recommend the Captive™️ Lock as an excellent alternative, made of stainless steel which is hypoallergenic and retains its glossy silver hue.
How to Measure Your Neck for a Necklace
Finding the perfect necklace fit can elevate your style and comfort, whether you’re selecting a casual piece or a special day collar. Here’s a step-by-step guide to accurately measure your neck so your necklace sits exactly where you want it.
1. Gather What You Need
To measure your neck, you’ll need:
- A soft, flexible measuring tape (fabric tape works best)
- A mirror (optional, but helpful for seeing the fit)
- A string and ruler if you don’t have a measuring tape
2. Find Your Neck Measurement
- Wrap the measuring tape snugly around your neck, right at the base. This is typically right above your collarbone. Make sure the tape sits comfortably, without pulling too tight.
- Record the measurement where the tape meets. This number is your neck’s circumference.
If you’re using a string:
- Wrap the string around your neck in the same spot.
- Mark where the end meets.
- Lay the string flat against a ruler to measure the length.
3. Add Length for Desired Necklace Fit
Use your neck measurement as a starting point, then add length to determine where you’d like the necklace to sit:
- Choker Fit: Add 1-2 inches to your neck measurement for a close, comfortable fit.
- Standard Collar Fit: For day collars and discreet pieces, add about 2-3 inches to your neck measurement.
- Pendant or Lariat Style: Adding 3-5 inches or more will create a looser, longer style that falls at your collarbone or lower.
We make our items measurement end to end including the clasp/ lock. We allow .25" allowance in measurement. If you have questions about what size to order don't hesitate to reach out. sales@captivecollars.com
Resizes are available on most items, price starts at $25. Resizes must be contacted for approval, within 3 days* of delivery, and sent in within 3 days after approval.
*We understand that items are sometimes purchased as gifts and may not be opened immediately. In these instances, we allow for the resize period to extend beyond three days. However, it's crucial to address sizing concerns promptly to prevent unnecessary stress on the item. Rest assured; we're dedicated to promptly resolving any issues to ensure your satisfaction.